snose 

Shark nose

The Shark has a big snose

snose by Digger123 September 20, 2016

snose 

(noun) a person who has developed lesions on their nose due to too much cocaine use; the nose of such a person

He’s been spending way too much money on coke. Check out his snose!

She’s quite the snose and talks openly about her cocaine habit and what it’s done to her face.

snose by MisterE57 April 21, 2024

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"

The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

snoked 

When an ultimate villain dies like a bitch, in a highly unsatisfying and anticlimactic fashion
Source - Star Wars: Last Jedi

The Night King got snoked

snoked by phillyflyer May 1, 2019