4 definitions by pottergeek7

Something that does not exist or is impossible.
-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.
by pottergeek7 March 14, 2011
School of magic referenced to in A Very Potter Musical, which is a parody musical of the Harry Potter series. The character of Draco Malfoy makes several references to Pigfarts, which he claims is "the best wizarding school in the galaxy." Pigfarts is located on planet Mars, and the headmaster is Rumbleroar: a lion...who can talk. :) The name is of course a play on the name Hogwarts, the school Harry Potter and his friends attend.
"Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!!"

by pottergeek7 June 23, 2011
The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 14, 2011
(pronounced "Q-wop") The hardest game ever made. The object of the game is to run a hundred meters using only the Q, W, O, and P buttons, hence the name QWOP. Q makes the left thigh bend, W the right thigh, O the left calf, and P the right calf. Players usually make it between 0 and 4 meters before falling flat on their face. It's not even that fun, but it's extremely addicting.
Come on Qwop, come on you can do it, YES YES KEEP GOING KEEP--oh shit, i flipped over and landed on my head. 2.3 meters, new record!!!
by pottergeek7 January 5, 2011