snorshing

the act of snorting and blushing at the same time.

He snorshed when she told him that he was +1 on her hotness meter because of his trip to the Chinese market and cleaning the house. He was snorshing so hard, he almost peed himself.

by BouchonLover March 15, 2011

Snorking

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Sloshing in her boots

Said of a female, "sloshing in their boots" or "sloshing in her boots" refers to a state of sexual attraction or arousal so extreme that they're "wet" (i.e., vaginally lubricated) all the way down to their feet.

"Did you see that selfie of Angela Merkel with that handsome stud Syrian migrant? The old bag was sloshing in her boots!"

by Honeyko November 2, 2015

Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

Swedish Snorkling

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.

Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020