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Everyone bleeds, some gush, but only few blush.
It was that time of the month, so when she reached her orgasm instead of gushing she started blushing.
Blushing by meimbant February 21, 2011
Okayy, whenever saidd its sounds like douching.. lol but it really means to stick rice on to your fork and eatt it sexxillyy.. oreintals wordd..
Jeeez stop looking at her dumplings..
Im not!! I watching her blushingg.
Blushing by choclate loverr May 26, 2008

Blushing Gud 

When one gets so high or stoned to the point where they lose the ability to talk strait or mix up the first letters in a word.
After smoking behind his shed, Jay was blushing gud whenever he tried talking to his friends. His IQ dropped to 12.

blushing as red as a tomato 

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.
Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

blushing tomato 

Because he saw the salad dressing. lol thats the blushing tomato
blushing tomato by IloveFacebook123 January 16, 2011

Blushing Geisha 

When you are doing a Japanese girl from behind and accidently (or on purpose) end up darting the wrong hole. She turns around and in her coy, Japanese, blushing way says..."Ahh Soo" with a little giggle.
During my recent trip to Japan I got drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. I took this amazing girl home but was too drunk to stay focused doing it doggy style and ended up with a blushing geisha.
Blushing Geisha by brochief1 January 7, 2010
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