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Garfield snorkel
When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008
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sneaky snorkel
The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.
May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.
Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009
Nob Snorkelling
An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.
Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021
foot snorkeling
Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010
Portland Snorkel
Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007
Snorkelheimen
A russian authority force used to expel foreign Mexican soldiers from invading Hell itself and eating the flesh from a pig. Can also refer to a person who snorts too much to enjoy eyelids as a delicacy. Trees are sometimes knocked over by the pure joy experienced from this maneuver.
The Snorkelheimen has no eyes, and it breathes the water around it.. Yet there is a snail who would enjoy the flesh of rome and dine on it with its little scraping tongue!! Amen! I say that there would be plenty of men and women who will cheer on rome's armies when carpenter ants come to fight them. There are plenty of ways to avoid combat while a snorklheimen becomes your grandmother in a long line of conversing family trees.
Snorkelheimen by Homertheshittygreek September 19, 2009
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