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A russian authority force used to expel foreign Mexican soldiers from invading Hell itself and eating the flesh from a pig. Can also refer to a person who snorts too much to enjoy eyelids as a delicacy. Trees are sometimes knocked over by the pure joy experienced from this maneuver.
The Snorkelheimen has no eyes, and it breathes the water around it.. Yet there is a snail who would enjoy the flesh of rome and dine on it with its little scraping tongue!! Amen! I say that there would be plenty of men and women who will cheer on rome's armies when carpenter ants come to fight them. There are plenty of ways to avoid combat while a snorklheimen becomes your grandmother in a long line of conversing family trees.
by Homertheshittygreek September 17, 2009

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