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Hardware Store Hot Dog

Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog 

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.
Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

Snope Dogged 

The mass humiliation of a co-worker via e-mail by responding to everyone on the e-mail chain about how stupid the person is for sending out false information as fact, when he could have checked Snopes before wasting everyones time.
" I hope Eric gets Snope Dogged for sending this stupid crap out to everyone. There is no way that he thinks Bill Gates will pay him $267.890.02 for a Beta Test, or that the do not call list for cell phones is real"
Snope Dogged by Fike November 29, 2007

Snoredogging 

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.
I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'
Snoredogging by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026