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Hardware Store Hot Dog

Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog 

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.
Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

Snope Dogged 

The mass humiliation of a co-worker via e-mail by responding to everyone on the e-mail chain about how stupid the person is for sending out false information as fact, when he could have checked Snopes before wasting everyones time.
" I hope Eric gets Snope Dogged for sending this stupid crap out to everyone. There is no way that he thinks Bill Gates will pay him $267.890.02 for a Beta Test, or that the do not call list for cell phones is real"
Snope Dogged by Fike November 29, 2007

Snoredogging 

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.
I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'
Snoredogging by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026