Snoredogging 

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.

I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'

Snoredogging by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024

snakedogging 

A long penis doing IT doggy style.

I am snakedogging the night away.

snakedogging by Crystal Mosley May 14, 2008

snoopdogging 

Pretending to be rawdogging a flight but really you're just watching a movie on someone else's screen two rows ahead of you

"How was your flight? I saw that you were rawdogging it."
"Nah bro, I was totally snoopdogging it. The guy two rows ahead of me was watching Theory of Everything on his iPad."
"Bet."

snoopdogging by johnnycastle July 28, 2024