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snort job 

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
snort job by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

snort job 

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis
snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

Snorejob 

When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.
Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?

Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!
Snorejob by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008

snorejob 

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.
snorejob by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026