snoozebag

someone who is very boring.

'God, Ucker is such a snoozebag'

by Rosel November 2, 2005

spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Snoozeday

Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.

Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.

by JasonHood February 12, 2010

snoozeboozing

the habit of hitting the snooze button in the morning, then drinking a bottle of rum, waking up to the snooze signal of your alarm clock, repeating the procedure. act of desperation.

Me: I was snoozeboozing right now..
Bas: How do you ever get by??

by MM0086 October 5, 2006

snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).

"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."

by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

SnoozeBowl

A Super Bowl game that leads to more boredom than entertainment.

IM interaction:
Geek: What up, nerd? How goes the game!?
Nerd: Ho hum..a repeat of last year, and the half-time entertainment was even worse. In short, Snoozebowl!

by lezboyd March 12, 2012

Snoozebox

An alternative slang for ones bed. Useful for trying to sound individual when around friends and feeling particularly tired.

"Fuck me, I'm so so tired, that's me done, I am hitting the snoozebox!"

by dmts August 23, 2005