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Snoozeday 

Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.
Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.
Snoozeday by JasonHood February 12, 2010
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snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
snoozenastics by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012

Snoozedouche 

A douchebag that spends more time snoozing Evil Apples players because they have way too much time on their hands and they don't take into account the fact that some people do not live on or for the game, and many live in different time zones.
Hey snoozedouche, it's only been an hour, calm your tits.
Snoozedouche by ~EvilOne February 4, 2022

Snoozed In

To sleep in due to hitting the snooze button way too many times.
Dude, cover for me I snoozed in big time. I must have hit the snooze button 15 times this morning!
Snoozed In by BBQ March 10, 2008

Snoozedoodle 

Snoozedoodle (verb): To snoozedoodle: The act of falling asleep while having sex (more than likely as a result of alcohol or drug over-consumption), leading to the male sexual partner's genetalia going "limp noodled", thus "hanging around in there all night" and ultimately slithering its way out. If this event lasts until morning, it may or may not make for a rather awkward awakening.
Unfortunately, he ended up being a snoozedoodler.

We were going at it last night, but in the end we both passed out and ended up snoozedoodling.

Babe, i'm tired tonight and I'd rather not have it end up being a snoozedoodle.

I don't get it, we snoozedoodled and he never called.
Snoozedoodle by LB/GB&Sippy July 24, 2011

snoozed in

To sleep in due to hitting the snooze button way to many times.
Dude, cover for me I snoozed in big time. I must have hit the snooze button 15 times this morning!
snoozed in by BBQ March 7, 2008

Snoozeplay 

To engage in sexual activity with someone while they're still sleeping.
I woke up and she was sleeping in my arms, so I reached down into her panties and stuck my thumb in her butt! Bitch got snoozeplayed!
Snoozeplay by Preston Thalindroma August 18, 2009
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