During a snoozebender, the sleeper is known to enter a blissful state of hibernation, where time and space lose all meaning. When coming out of a snoozebender, the only things that can coax the sleeper back to the land of the living are the promise of a delicious meal or a pressing need to use the restroom.

It's not recommended to engage in a snoozebender if you have important things to do, but if you're feeling rebellious, lazy or just in need of a break, then go for it! Just don't forget to set an alarm or you might snoozebend yourself into the next week.
After a long night of partying, I spent the whole next day on a snoozebender, chugging Zzz's like they were shots of tequila.
by Paul2600 February 19, 2023
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