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Snoorg Tees 

Whore girls who have nothing better to do then to then model for $15 shirts that someone took about 5 minutes to come up with. like your mom with a picture of a mom on it......SO AMAZING.......not.
1. semi-average looking whore posing for a picture with a nasty shirt on.

2. your mom wearing Snoorg Tees
Related Words
To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.

"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006

SnorgTees 

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
SnorgTees by uzo9 June 14, 2009

snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

snorgtees whore 

The bitch in the ad below.
Check out the Snorgtees whore in the ad below.
Something that is cuddly, or someone that is cuddly. One can be a snoog, or a lesser snoog may have qualities of snoog. One may be snooged and you are snooging if the other snoogs back; this is called snoogification, or being snoogified. An object, or person, might be called snoogly, or snoogish, if they seem cuddly.
"His jumper was quite snoogly, I really wanted to snoog him."

"Time for a group snoogs, everybody!"
Snoogs by helloiamgross November 22, 2009