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Snoorgtees 

1: The combination of semi-average looking prostitutes who apparently aren't looking to get laid any time soon and a disturbingly obnoxious phrase taken from one of the internet's many social "geniuses".

2: 15 dollars for a shirt that says "lol".
Snoorgtees Ad Exec: "Would you care to fill out this Snorgtees survey?"

You: "Get Bent."

Ad Exec: "That's great! We can use it on a shirt with a picture of something bent!"

You: "Get fucked by a horse!"

Ad Exec: "That's great!"
Snoorgtees by ex-cretin October 28, 2009
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SnorgTees 

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
SnorgTees by uzo9 June 14, 2009

snorgtees whore 

The bitch in the ad below.
Check out the Snorgtees whore in the ad below.

SnorgTees Hottie 

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.
SnorgTees Hottie by MikeBigD July 23, 2010

SnorgTees 

SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly

They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.

There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."

Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"

Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."

Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"

Hayden: "Yeah."

Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"

Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."

Will: "Yeah."

Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."

Will: "Wow."
SnorgTees by Mr. Subsistence August 10, 2010

Snorgtees 

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
Snorgtees by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts 

That chick right there ------------>
What a piece of trash that girl is! She's a Snorgtees SluttyMcwhoreshorts!
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