sneltch

A looser; someone who is desprite for friends

Jackie is such a sneltch

by Armadilloking January 27, 2015

Star Belly Sneetche

Some one who thinks they are more entitled and better then someone else
(Comes from the doctor sues book "The Sneetches")

Bro stop being a fucking Star Belly Sneetche

by Cuppy315 December 15, 2016

Sneetch

Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.

"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"

by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009

snelch

The art of ejaculating on another's hand, then snorting the semen through a nostril.

Guy 1: I snelched a line right off this hot chick's hand last night!
Guy 2: ...

by msinclair December 28, 2005

sneetch

A person who thinks that they are better than others because of a meaningless accesorry or slightly different appearance. Suessian.

That sneetch thinks they're hot snot on a silver platter but, they're really just cold boogers on a paper plate.

by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005

Snetch

adj. Something very hip or in style.

Syn: Cool, awesome, tight
Ant: Weird, gross, foul

Those new designer jeans are so snetch!

by franchel December 20, 2009

smeltch

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

by winfaulker February 25, 2008