skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.

“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”

skeltching by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

Sketching out 

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis

I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.

Sketching out by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010

Sketchin Out 

to disappear/leave without giving a real reason. The person using it can use "sketchin out" to cover up what they are actually doing. the crowd the phrase is used on, cannot ask any further questions of what they are leaving to do.

Where did steve go?
I don't know he said he was "sketchin out"
Oh.

Sketchin Out by SketchyLion May 25, 2011

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018