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snellfuck

one who is a big, dumb, retard whom always bums smokes, money and anything he can possibly get his big ape-like hands on.
Generally no one likes him and wishes that they were not friends, or for that matter know of his existance
Ah fuck snellfuck is trying to meet up.
I hate snellfuck so much I want to drive one million needles into his eyes so he can no longer find nor bother me ever again.
Fuck Snellfuck.

Snellfuck catchphrase: "Huh?" and "Such Big TITTIES!"
by Mr. Mojo Rising January 13, 2008
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Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)
I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.
by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010
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spellfucker

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone
I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."
by JipFurr April 8, 2011
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snezfucker

A sneezing fetishist, particularly a ravenously enthusiastic/horny sneezing fetishist; the term originated on Tumblr
In "Fugly", John Leguizamo plays a snezfucker who tries to get his partner (played by Rosie Perez) to sneeze for him. She does not oblige.
by Dinosaur P0ultry October 28, 2020
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Skullfucker

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
by D Pereira December 30, 2003
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sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Skullfuck

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
by Temptation September 7, 2005
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