sneezeupd 

excessively dramatic sneeze seeking as much attention as possible

"what the hell was that"? "That was Susan sneezeupding"!

sneezeupd by Josey Wales123 January 16, 2018

Sneezewad 

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.

"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"

Sneezewad by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

she sneezed 

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break

Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."

she sneezed by CeeKay! November 22, 2021

Sneezed 

To get jumped, or mudered

Don't get sneezed Nigga.

Sneezed by Rhunterk September 24, 2017

sneezepump 

Old, sluggish electronics covered in dust, such as old computers, mobile phones and suchlike.

Grandfather's old computer is a bit of a sneezepump, but I'll manage.

sneezepump by Mulciberxp August 7, 2008

Sneezed my balls off 

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

Sneezed my balls off by DrInfidel January 7, 2014