Sneezewad 

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.

"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"

Sneezewad by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

sneezegasm 

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

sneezegasm 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

sneezegasm by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009

sneezebarf 

When you're drunk like a motherfucker, you feel you need to sneeze (what could go wrong, right?) but you end up barfing all over whoever/whatever you're facing.

-Hey dude, did you hear what happened last night? Jennifer, that fucking cunt ex-girlfriend of mine, tried to get into Tiger, Tiger completely shitfaced. The bouncers stopped her of course and while arguing, she accidentally sneezebarfed all over them!
-Awesome, hope she got spanked!

sneezebarf by asgfhsdnbdsbnsdfbsdfbsdgbnsgng November 30, 2010

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

Sneezegasm 

That sense of pleasure, or relief, from finally sneezing after waiting through an entire day of waiting for that one fucking sneeze to come out.

Guy1: "Yo, dude, I just had a sneezegasm, I feel so fucking relieved now."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."

Sneezegasm by RK800#84329009 July 4, 2018

Sneezebaiting 

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.

My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.

Sneezebaiting by snailpale September 5, 2023