Victim of the one of the most gut-wrenchingly extreme cases of LSD (Lead Singer's Disease) in recorded history.
Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.
Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.
Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.
Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.
Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Man, it's hard to believe that Axl Rose once managed to get along with other human beings long enough to put out an album.
by amoebabadass August 12, 2007
Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
A great frontman for the great rock band, Guns N' Fucking Roses. Unfortunately, he became a meglomaniac cunt who drove the rest of the band apart and replaced them with a bunch of nobodies. Having fallen far from his former greatness, he should be shot. Multiple times.
by Scondren March 09, 2005
Axl Rose, possibly one of the most colorful frontman in the world. Widly known for his angry attidue and outragous antics, but his passion towards his music and his need for perfectionsism that tore the original band up.
by Spencer M May 21, 2005
This dude who liked to wear headbands and leather pants, had an extremely high pitched voice, and claimed to get laid every night. Oh ya almost forgot, he was part of HUGE rock band with a guitarist that kicked a$$.
"Welcome to the jungle, won't you bring it to ya SH-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEESS!!!!"
i can imitate axl rose....seth sucks(jk he's cool)
i can imitate axl rose....seth sucks(jk he's cool)
by GANJAMAN October 23, 2004
The reason why Rock N Roll ain't for nice guys. he is the ultimate rock star, but as time moved on, he seemed to enjoy his house more than the rest of world. and getting him out of his malibu mansion ain't an easy job.
never the less and Rock N Roll god from the golden era of true rock... the world would be better with Axl putting out records and touring again.
never the less and Rock N Roll god from the golden era of true rock... the world would be better with Axl putting out records and touring again.
by Johnny Knocksville May 10, 2004
Jan 22 trending
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- 4. sorority squat
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