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sneefer
The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.
sneefer by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016
Smeeff
Smeeff by xthatstupidhoex July 28, 2010
sneefie
(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.
Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.
Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.
*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."
Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."
Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*
sneefie by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014
Sneefart
" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."
Sneefart by J E Walker April 28, 2003
sneef
An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.
An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.
When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.
When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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