Smeeff

Flamingo with antlers.

Damn, look at those smeeff's antlers

by xthatstupidhoex July 28, 2010

smeefed

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

by cheggdown September 27, 2019

smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 1, 2008

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018

smeef

NOUN:

1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny

a. A pet's name

b. A modern name for a child

c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.

2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick

ACRONYM:

1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing

2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:

INTERNET:

1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.

2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007

NOUN:

1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!

2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!

ACRONYM:

1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm

2. google SMEEF

INTERNET: (google these)

1: smeefsmeef youtube

smeefsmeef twitter

smeefsmeef myspace

2: smeef wetpaint

by Orangesmeefminky October 20, 2010

smeeuf

can be used for everything and anything. use it as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, or interjection.
usually found in a derogatory way by a person towards dongs (stupid people/bitches)

go grab the cones smeeuf!
i went smeeufin yesterday.
that bitch is such a little smeeuf.
he smeeufedly peed on the bush.
SMEEUF! The cops are coming!!

by samjamesiansteven November 17, 2006

Smeefle

The white matter (usually a combination of deodorant and lint) that sometimes collects in a woman's (shaved) armpit.

"As she raised her arms to brush her hair, I noticed there was smeefle in one of her armpits."

by McMickmic February 9, 2012