sneefie

(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.

Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.

*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."

Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*

by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014

sneefer

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

Snelfie

When you take a selfie while wearing a snorkel, or while doing so.

Victoria Justice: Snorkle+Selfie= Snelfie

by Savannah Shade October 15, 2015

sneefle

When you piss right after cumming.

Jack sneefled after a hard core jerk off session to clear out his pipes.

by loomis130 December 18, 2016

sneetie

snail + sweetie: sneetie

someone who can't keep up physically and/or mentally

EX:
Sally: What's Fetty Wap? A food?
Willis: Have you been living under a rock sneetie, because you can't keep up!!

by KixxKray July 15, 2016

Snelfie

Snorkle+Selfie=Snelfie

When you take a picture of yourself (a selfie) whilst snorkeling, introduced by Victoria Justice on Instagram, recognized on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Hey dude I just took a snelfie out in the sea

by CuntBigDickWowzaDonkeyKong9869 October 15, 2015

Snelfie

When you take a picture of yourself using your smart phone while sneezing.

I went to take a selfie and I sneezed while doing it. So, I took a snelfie!

by ChunkySouppa October 6, 2013