sneefer

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

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Seefer

Gross shit caused by caffeinated drinks.

My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.

by Ballofcost November 30, 2018

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Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

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An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

by LeighRay November 21, 2011

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Skeefer

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

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