The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.
by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016
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Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019
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by LeighRay November 21, 2011
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That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.
by moosiclogic September 15, 2009
Get the Skeefer mug."I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
by Kristofolis May 27, 2005
Get the sneezer mug.I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
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