snarpples

getting hard nipples when you sneeze, which results in a slight orgasm whenever you sneeze.

Allison: "I love sneezing in public since I get snarpples nobody knows I'm having a slight orgasm."
Mallory: "Whoa. You're lucky, I'm jealous."

by PrincessCutieFACE! December 9, 2009

Snipples

A feline with an odd number of nipples.

Most cats have 8 nipples, but this one has nine so it's a snipples.

by twoodlawn February 14, 2021

Snarple

The color gradient of purple to yellow, often including pinks and oranges.

My favorite color is snarple.

by SnarpleT November 27, 2020

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009