sharples

a family who'f female members are very attractive, and whos male members do not like it when you bring this up

Daniel's mom is such a MILF
Daniel's sister is fucking hot

by Jesus July 04, 2004

Sharples

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

by GManSharples March 01, 2018

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharples

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

by Lenny Backstrom June 17, 2018

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011