Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
by peanuts and caramel with nougat covered in chocolate January 16, 2005
by Gairm October 13, 2008
A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
by Tyler January 1, 2005
-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"
rofl-copter
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"
rofl-copter
by valmont121 January 29, 2008
by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003
An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"
by jn9 September 24, 2006
by Ranjeet January 3, 2008