snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.

Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!

by peanuts and caramel with nougat covered in chocolate January 15, 2005

Snapple

Snuggling and napping at the same time.

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"

by snapplepros December 31, 2011

snapple

an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple

"Here, eat this snapple."
*bite* "Ow! what is this?"
"Why, it's an infusion of tin and apple."

by Gairm February 18, 2009

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

Snapple

Greatest drink ever

Alykhan cant afford snapple

by Snapplelover May 10, 2011

Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.

That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!

by DavidDuck October 26, 2013

snapple

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.

-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"

rofl-copter

by valmont121 January 29, 2008