snapple

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
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snapple

an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple
"Here, eat this snapple."
*bite* "Ow! what is this?"
"Why, it's an infusion of tin and apple."
by Gairm February 18, 2009
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snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
by Tyler January 1, 2005
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snapple

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.
-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"

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by valmont121 January 29, 2008
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snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"
Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!
by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003
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snapple

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"
by jn9 September 25, 2006
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snapple

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it
Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!
by Ranjeet January 12, 2008
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