snapplesauce 

Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"

"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"

"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"

"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"

snapplesauce by d3aj December 24, 2008

sapplesauce 

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.

1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."

sapplesauce by Luis R. December 13, 2006