snarph 

To smell the seat where a woman was sitting.

1) I lost my gym membership for snarphing the equipment.
2) I go to bingo night at the senior center to get my snarph on.

snarph by The The Guy January 16, 2014

Snarple

The color gradient of purple to yellow, often including pinks and oranges.

My favorite color is snarple.

Snarple by SnarpleT November 27, 2020

snarkhole 

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.

I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.

snarkhole by TedIII March 12, 2008

Sarphie 

The friendship name for Sophie Fergi and Sarah Dorothy Little. This friendship is one of the most amazing friendships in the world because they've gotten so close in not that much time and because they make each other so happy! Sarah found Sophie at a time where she needed it the most and they've been an iconic duo ever since 💗🥺

Sarphie is the best friendship in the world💗

Sarphie by @sophiestoffee on Instagram!💖 November 24, 2020

Snaphook 

Snaphook is commonly used when you can't quite reach your indended target.

Whisker Jones snaphooked the ball into the gutter, thereby blowing his perfect game.

Snaphook by Itz GiFTcaRd February 19, 2007

snarpples 

getting hard nipples when you sneeze, which results in a slight orgasm whenever you sneeze.

Allison: "I love sneezing in public since I get snarpples nobody knows I'm having a slight orgasm."
Mallory: "Whoa. You're lucky, I'm jealous."

snarpples by PrincessCutieFACE! December 9, 2009

Snarpapus 

A once thought to be fictional creature of little known origin.

It is believed, however, that it is the somewhat unwanted byproduct of a Tourette's-ridden and slightly diseased mind.

Dude, that snarpapus is crazy looking.

Snarpapus by Coridan September 7, 2009