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Shankhole
When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
Shankhole by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019
snarkalepsy
(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).
Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."
Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."
Oprah: "Well that was very rude."
Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010
Sackhole
n. A party and bar game, derived from the "corn-hole" beanbag tossing game, invented by drunk people in Austin, TX.
OFFICIAL SACKHOLE RULES:
2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).
1. Coin toss determines first team
2. Each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. First team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. Scores are counted after all throws, as follows:
A complete miss of the board is negative points
If the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that's zero points
If a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that's equal points to a teams bet
If a sack goes in the hole that's double the bet points
Points aren't counted till the end of a round; Any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.
To win a team must reach 21+ points
Any team who reaches - 21 points loses
Tie-Breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.
OFFICIAL SACKHOLE RULES:
2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).
1. Coin toss determines first team
2. Each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. First team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. Scores are counted after all throws, as follows:
A complete miss of the board is negative points
If the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that's zero points
If a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that's equal points to a teams bet
If a sack goes in the hole that's double the bet points
Points aren't counted till the end of a round; Any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.
To win a team must reach 21+ points
Any team who reaches - 21 points loses
Tie-Breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.
Sackhole by SackholeCoach September 12, 2013