snarkhole

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.

I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.

by TedIII March 12, 2008

snarkalec

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

by Alvy September 10, 2005

Shankhole

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse

Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.

by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

by crogue October 14, 2011

sarnhole

my home town, the armpit of canada.
the actual name of the city is sarnia.

"dude, are you headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break?"
"yeah man, i'm headin back to sarnhole for Christmas break, and i can't fuckin' wait."

by metdizzle December 17, 2008

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Sackhole

n. A party and bar game, derived from the "corn-hole" beanbag tossing game, invented by drunk people in Austin, TX.

OFFICIAL SACKHOLE RULES:

2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).

1. Coin toss determines first team
2. Each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. First team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. Scores are counted after all throws, as follows:

A complete miss of the board is negative points
If the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that's zero points
If a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that's equal points to a teams bet
If a sack goes in the hole that's double the bet points
Points aren't counted till the end of a round; Any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.

To win a team must reach 21+ points
Any team who reaches - 21 points loses

Tie-Breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.

"Wow, we had some great Sackhole that night, even though I almost broke off my toe-nail!"

by SackholeCoach September 12, 2013