Definitions by TedIII

Trumpian success 

An utter failure.

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.

Trumpian success by TedIII October 2, 2020

stepcar 

A vehicle owned by your spouse before you were married.

I'm not sure I'd have bought this car by choice, but it's a stepcar.

Yes, it's a stepcar, but I love it every bit as much as if I'd bought it myself.

stepcar by TedIII June 8, 2011

Redneck Teleprompter 

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.

Redneck Teleprompter by TedIII February 8, 2010

snarkhole 

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.

I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.

snarkhole by TedIII March 12, 2008