Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 09, 2010
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stepcar

A vehicle owned by your spouse before you were married.
I'm not sure I'd have bought this car by choice, but it's a stepcar.

Yes, it's a stepcar, but I love it every bit as much as if I'd bought it myself.
by TedIII May 15, 2011
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snarkhole

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.
I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.
by TedIII March 12, 2008
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Trumpian success

Can I crash on your couch? My attempt to make toast this morning was a Trumpian success. I burned down the entire apartment complex. Several of my neighbors died in the fire. Apparently toast is a myth, and nobody can really make it.
by TedIII October 03, 2020
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