Snarch 

A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.

What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”

Snarch by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020

Snarch 

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

Snarch by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

snarch 

a person that uses crafty manipulation to bring about a desired outcome.

I snarched my boyfriend into getting me an expensive birthday gift since he will be out of town for my celebration.

snarch by steph jacobi March 2, 2009

snarch 

anal scuba diving licking the anus munching on the ass

i snarched that girl

snarch by munoz September 28, 2007

snarch 

the proper medical term for gooch /grundle

Dude you have and arch in your snarch

snarch by Brian Dickson May 10, 2007

Snarch 

A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.

What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”

Snarch by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020

grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019