Snapshit

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.

LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.

by Mr Fnord January 02, 2011

Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.

"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."

by nametaken1986 November 09, 2013

Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015

Snapshitting

The act of taking a selfie for snapchat whilst in the midst of taking a shit.

John: (shitting whilst on snapchat)

Richard: (recieves snap) John, are you snapshitting again?

by Iainator May 22, 2014

Snapshit

A really bad recollection of a brief moment in time, usually referring to a negatively memorable event.

When I close my eyes, I have this snapshit in my mind of all 300 pounds stuffed into that Speedo.

by GigiPDX December 08, 2014