Snapshits 

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

Snapshits by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

snapshoteye 

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

snapshoteye by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022

Snapshat 

Pooping and sending selfies, or pictures of your poop to others.

"How did you like your snapshat last night?"

Snapshat by fckthisessay April 5, 2015

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

slapshit 

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.

NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.

slapshit by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010

snapshatting 

When someone sends a snapchat of their poop. Usually a rather large poop or terd.

My friend is snapshatting me right now, boy does that look like it hurt.

snapshatting by Mooka007 December 7, 2012