snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.

Did you survive the Snappening?

snappening by T3chie July 10, 2018

The Snappening

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The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence

Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?

The Snappening by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

the snappening

The leak of > 200.000 pictures and videos from Snapchat, in late 2014. "The Snappening" is believed to be a collection of snaps, collected by third party app's, that were able to save the non saverable content, sent through Snapchat.

- Hi bro. Did you see the pictures in "the snappening"?

- Yeah man. There were many pictures of my junk, but luckily none of them with my face on.

the snappening by Shase October 13, 2014

Long snapping 

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

elusive snapping pussy 

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.

Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"

elusive snapping pussy by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012

holy snapping duck shit! 

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

"Holy Snapping Duck Shit!"

holy snapping duck shit! by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

snapping pussy 

"A particular type of pussy with good, strong, muscle contraction that can grab on to you and give you a decent fuck" Also see: George Carlin

She has one snappin' pussy!

snapping pussy by gnrspalmstroke September 10, 2004