In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

The Item

American-Syrian Jewish Slang used to refer to anything you may forget the name of

Jeff: Where is the Item tonight
Sam: At Marlene's House

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Towak

American Jewish Middle eastern slang referring to someone who Talks out of their Ass

I'm gonna go towak this girl about a Lamborghini

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Hecky

A joke done whilst living in the moment

Im Gonna eat a worm for the hecky

by MikeyD25 April 27, 2017

Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF

This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

Thanasis Antetokounmpo

Adjective:
When you get paid millions to do absolutely nothing

I just wanna Thanasis Antetokounmpo my way through life

by MikeyD25 May 02, 2024