13 definitions by MikeyD25

1
(v) Syrian-American slang that defines as Intercourse, or Sex
(adj) Describing someone who was screwed over
(v)
Timmy: This g I was with last night, 30-minute neek

(adj)
You Failed your final? That's a Neek
by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018
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Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet
i feel like Fergie is Paris Hilton-ing now L.A. Love sucks dick man
by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015
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A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone
Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out
by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016
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Slang used by American Jews of Middle Eastern descent to say "no" or "let us not engage in this activity." Derived from the Arabic Word, Hadjeh
James: Wanna go bowling
Ricky: Hadj, let's go for food instead
by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018
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A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.
In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you
by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018
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Adjective:
The feeling when you're randomly assigned to a team, shit goes wrong in the beginning but, gets way better in the end

Origin:
Sidemen $100 vs. $10,000 Holiday with the team of Simon (Miniminter), Tobi (TBJZL), and JJ (KSI)
Guy 1: How was your day
Guy 2: It was a Red Team kinda day
also Guy 2: RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!
by MikeyD25 April 17, 2019
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