13 definitions by MikeyD25

Neek

(v) Syrian-American slang that defines as Intercourse, or Sex
(adj) Describing someone who was screwed over

(v)
Timmy: This g I was with last night, 30-minute neek

(adj)
You Failed your final? That's a Neek

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

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Paris Hilton-ing

Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet

i feel like Fergie is Paris Hilton-ing now L.A. Love sucks dick man

by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015

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Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

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Hadj

Slang used by American Jews of Middle Eastern descent to say "no" or "let us not engage in this activity." Derived from the Arabic Word, Hadjeh

James: Wanna go bowling
Ricky: Hadj, let's go for food instead

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

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In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

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Hecky

A joke done whilst living in the moment

Im Gonna eat a worm for the hecky

by MikeyD25 April 27, 2017

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Red Team

Adjective:
The feeling when you're randomly assigned to a team, shit goes wrong in the beginning but, gets way better in the end

Origin:
Sidemen $100 vs. $10,000 Holiday with the team of Simon (Miniminter), Tobi (TBJZL), and JJ (KSI)

Guy 1: How was your day
Guy 2: It was a Red Team kinda day
also Guy 2: RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!

by MikeyD25 April 17, 2019

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