13 definitions by MikeyD25

Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF

This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Hadj

Slang used by American Jews of Middle Eastern descent to say "no" or "let us not engage in this activity." Derived from the Arabic Word, Hadjeh

James: Wanna go bowling
Ricky: Hadj, let's go for food instead

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

The Snappening

(v)

The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence

Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?

by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

The Item

American-Syrian Jewish Slang used to refer to anything you may forget the name of

Jeff: Where is the Item tonight
Sam: At Marlene's House

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Neek

(v) Syrian-American slang that defines as Intercourse, or Sex
(adj) Describing someone who was screwed over

(v)
Timmy: This g I was with last night, 30-minute neek

(adj)
You Failed your final? That's a Neek

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Red Team

Adjective:
The feeling when you're randomly assigned to a team, shit goes wrong in the beginning but, gets way better in the end

Origin:
Sidemen $100 vs. $10,000 Holiday with the team of Simon (Miniminter), Tobi (TBJZL), and JJ (KSI)

Guy 1: How was your day
Guy 2: It was a Red Team kinda day
also Guy 2: RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!

by MikeyD25 April 17, 2019