Hecky

A joke done whilst living in the moment

Im Gonna eat a worm for the hecky

by MikeyD25 April 27, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF

This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

Hadj

Slang used by American Jews of Middle Eastern descent to say "no" or "let us not engage in this activity." Derived from the Arabic Word, Hadjeh

James: Wanna go bowling
Ricky: Hadj, let's go for food instead

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Red Team

Adjective:
The feeling when you're randomly assigned to a team, shit goes wrong in the beginning but, gets way better in the end

Origin:
Sidemen $100 vs. $10,000 Holiday with the team of Simon (Miniminter), Tobi (TBJZL), and JJ (KSI)

Guy 1: How was your day
Guy 2: It was a Red Team kinda day
also Guy 2: RED TEAM! RED TEAM! RED TEAM!

by MikeyD25 April 17, 2019

Neek

(v) Syrian-American slang that defines as Intercourse, or Sex
(adj) Describing someone who was screwed over

(v)
Timmy: This g I was with last night, 30-minute neek

(adj)
You Failed your final? That's a Neek

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Thanasis Antetokounmpo

Adjective:
When you get paid millions to do absolutely nothing

I just wanna Thanasis Antetokounmpo my way through life

by MikeyD25 May 02, 2024