snapewife

A member of a group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.

A snapewife loves the fictional character of Severus Snape.

snapewife by Moggraider April 3, 2008

Slavewife

A slavewife is a wife who has given themselves fully to their husband as their slave, she acts as both his domestic and sex slave, and will complete any household chore, or any sexual act their husband requests of them.

Normally a slavewife is a submissive and home keeping type, that is eager to please their husband.

I love being a Slavewife and submitting, pleasing, and acting like my husband’s perfect wife.

Slavewife by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

snapewives

A group of middle-aged women on the internet who believe they are all married to Severus Snape from the Harry Potter books -- on the astral plane. They have real-life meetings where they take turns channeling the spirit of Snape so they can have wedding ceremonies with him.

There is in-fighting over whom Snape loves more and whether Snape is an emotional wooby who just needs to be loved, or a domineering master who lives to be dominant.

Snapewives love the fictional character of Severus Snape.

snapewives by Moggraider April 3, 2008

Snapewives

The Snapewives (singular: Snapewife) were a collection of middle-aged women who worshipped the character Severus Snape, of Harry Potter fame, as a being on the astral plane. This cult was primarily focused online, though informal, real-life meet up (Snapecons?) have occurred.

The cult of the Snapewives was most active around the mid-late noughties, especially during 2007, though devoted blogs can still be found with posts as last as 2010.

Practices of the Snapewives include: building domestic &/or online shrines to Snape; making collages of Snape; photoshopping pictures of oneself and Snape together; marrying oneself to Snape, complete with wedding vows and faked photos; writing disturbing Snape-focused fanfiction or poetry (bonus points for including a self-insert to do dirty things with Snape); writing letters to Snape; discussing Snape with other Snapewives (bonus points for rationalising away all his flaws, and insisting he's a poor woobie who just needs a hug); attempting to channel the "spirit of Snape", especially popular with group meetings.

The most (in)famous 'wives include SeverelyObsessed/Lady Darkness, and Snapemaniac, though both are quite inactive nowadays, and many of the forums and blogs hey started have been taken down. The whole hilarrible fiasco has been well documented on JournalFen at www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1015949.html?thread=134403469#t134403469

Alice: Bob, quick, you have to see this! Some livejournal user just wrote a fanfiction about her and Severus Snape being set on fire whilst having sex!

Bob: God-damned Snapewives ...

Snapewives by WolfsbaneT9 August 7, 2012

snapewives

That Which Must Not Be Googled

Snapewives are high on love potion.

snapewives by unnamed7billion December 6, 2020

scapelife 

Scapelife is a term mostly Philadelphia landscapers use to show landscaping is a way of life. They cut grass, do mulch jobs, pruning, and also trim hedges to make scapemoney.

Ayo that youngboul be pushing around those mowers because he bout that scapelife.

Them philly bouls be pullin around that scape trailer because they bout the scapelife.

Scapelife is a good way of life because you make that scapemoney.

scapelife by Scapelifetom July 18, 2018

Spaewife 

Spae/Spey wife is a Scots term for a woman believed to be able to predict the future

Navid: The prediction from that spaewife has ida in a frenzy, she thinks she's going to die on Thursday.

Spaewife by Пидар July 9, 2023