snailular 

Similar to a snail, especially concerning speed.

Man my computer is old and snailular.

snailular by Panq January 12, 2004

Snailblazer 

n: a person who may not be fast moving or fast talking but who is making a difference in the world in their own way (possibly quietly and/or nearly imperceptibly). Akin to a trailblazer, except at a more relaxed pace. Responsive to snacks, kindness, reason, naps.

My childhood neighbour was a prolific knitter and a snailblazer in local craftivism.

Snailblazer by Double-oh-catlady January 11, 2023

snellular 

A Finkle Lord

Read the Definition snellular

snellular by Finkle Lord October 8, 2017

Snailtard 

A person who drives so unduly slow, as to the point of idiocy.

Bob was reduced not only to tears, but also, intense road rage when two snailtards held up both the fast, and slow lanes of the main highway, only doing a mere 30 mph in a 55 zone.

Snailtard by Tabasco Rodriguez February 21, 2011

snarlblar 

when you eat a few desks at school and start to bleed hrough the shins,arm pits and fingers

oh no i have gotten snarlblared nooo!

snarlblar by kieran alexander mcbrine October 6, 2020

senilular 

Pertaining to or consisting of senile like tendencies. Aka being Senile.

Senilular Behavior - Senile or Nonsensical behavior

Ex: "my roomate was exhibiting senilular like behavior."

senilular by Bigpappa97 September 16, 2021

snailware 

A (mostly) crowdfunded software, being developed at the slowest possible pace to make profit from its own crowdfunding.

$100,000,000 and 5 years of development just to reach 20%
This game is a snailware!

snailware by wisperastronautics February 5, 2022