A mentally retarded sophmore at Iona Prep named James Nelson. He has Down Syndrome and has tried every single drug that exists. He speaks excessively slowly in a growning voice. He is Nellular.

Nelson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh exxxcuuuuuuuuse meeeee, can i go to the baaaaaaaaaathroooooommmmmmm.
Mortati: Nelson is being Nellular again. Neeeeeelllllll Neeeeeeeelllllllllll

Nellular by jfklasdjf February 11, 2005

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shellular

When you think you know someone or something quite well or in detail, and it turns out you don't really know that someone or something at all, you only know them in a shellular way. This can be in terms of a person / romantic relationship, or with a body of knowledge where a discovery makes the prior body of knowledge utterly obsolete.

I thought my boyfriend was awesome, until I found out that he secretly collects the teeth of farm animals and keeps them in a root cellar that I didn't even know he had. All this time, I thought we were close, but we only had a shellular relationship.

shellular by Fickle Bastard October 21, 2010

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Nellular

Young man whom we would all like to think is just a little slow; most likely does drugs

I honestly have no idea

Nellular by sedaris March 31, 2005

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