snailbsh

A snailbsh is a very rare species of snail who enjoys sucking toes. They will often appear in random places, such as your toes, your appendix, and your underwear. Because they often appear in the appendix, they are the main cause of appendicitis. And are the lead cause of toe fungus infection. There is only one left in the world, and his name is Craig.
Craig is currently in a committed relationship with a man named Quandale Dingle.

The snailbsh sucked the toes of the prime minister, Justin Trudeau.

snailbsh by torttttttt October 8, 2022

snailshit 

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

snailshit by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

snailishly 

slowly, like a snail

The little boy moved snailishly off the couch to go and clean his room.

snailishly by jsizzler January 20, 2011

snailish 

As fast as a snail. Usually used to describe some other action. How busy do you think snails are?

Exactly. It means SLOW

Traffic in DC sucks. It's snailish, all the time.

snailish by wonder_er February 12, 2014

snailshake 

When you violently shake a snail until it bubbles

I like to snailshake

snailshake by Charles barles September 10, 2020

berating snailshells 

to lecture, scold, or otherwise talk to a person or group that either no longer exists, or no longer needs the advice. comes from the idea of yelling at snails for moving too slowly, but the snails are dead and there's just empty shells left.

1. i know i'm berating snailshells here, but shakespeare should really write his plays to be less damn boring.

2. dude, nobody cares about easy-bake ovens anymore, stop berating snailshells.

berating snailshells by your-_-pseudonym August 2, 2024