snailish 

As fast as a snail. Usually used to describe some other action. How busy do you think snails are?

Exactly. It means SLOW

Traffic in DC sucks. It's snailish, all the time.

snailish by wonder_er February 12, 2014

Jerking off Snailfish 

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

Jerking off Snailfish by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

snailshit 

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

snailshit by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

Snaplish-iss-nessly-tastic

similar to Oh snapor terrific with ten times the entusiaism, snapish-iss-nessly-tastic is oozing with coolness

Nathan: I get my permit in November
Loni: That is Snaplish-iss-nessly-tastic

Snaplish-iss-nessly-tastic by AlanaJK January 2, 2009

snailism 

YOU yes you, you are a snail worshipper, to worship snails. THEY ARE A GOD TO YOU!!! Snails are slimy yet adorable to most, maybe even a bit gross. But let's be realistic here, snails inspire you and your obsessed with them. Therefore giving you the title of snailism

In snailism the snails are worshiped

snailism by Ratboy4354 June 20, 2023

snailishly 

slowly, like a snail

The little boy moved snailishly off the couch to go and clean his room.

snailishly by jsizzler January 20, 2011

snailshake 

When you violently shake a snail until it bubbles

I like to snailshake

snailshake by Charles barles September 10, 2020