slackretary 

A secretary that specializes in slacking off or doing assigned duties in a leisurely way.

Mary: "Why aren't these papers on the charts yet?"
Sherry: "Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask my slackretary over there!"

slackretary by Slackermeg September 2, 2009

sackretary 

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.

I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.

sackretary by rick328i March 31, 2008

Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

Suckretary by Reign City December 13, 2007

snackretary

A secretary who frequently snacks while at work.

Mary: "Why does it sound like that person on the phone was talking with her mouth full?"
Lynn: "Because she is a snackretary."

snackretary by slackermeg September 6, 2009

sackretary 

A male secretary

Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil”

sackretary by AsH II April 10, 2012

Suckretary

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.

"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.

Suckretary by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010

Slackertarian

\ˈsla-kərˈter-ē-ən, -ˈte-rē-\

Definition of Slackertarian:
1: a person in the liberty movement who does not put action into his/her philosophy. shirks work or obligation.

2: a person who lacks the drive and initiative to spread the word of liberty because they are too insecure or egonistic to recruit or engage with other people.

My chapter president is such a slackertarian, I do not have the information or materials I need to spread the message of liberty.

Slackertarian by Liberty Nerd September 10, 2012