One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.
*___ Smythers is walking down the hallway*
Person 1: "SMYTHERRRRRRRRRS"
Smythers: That's me.
A smutbucket is a very special kind of female, she is not the average trashy girl or loose woman you usually see at the bars or clubs. This female is the nastiest of the nasty and the dirtiest of the dirty, if you see a woman that you feel is super ultra mega trashy and skeezy this is a smutbucket.
Dude last night i had sex with this girl in a hotel bathroom, and after i was finished she walked out cleaned herself up and instantly proceeded to give my best friend a blowjob. She is a smutbucket and a half.
'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.