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A small fictional object often referred to as a day to day nuisance. A single Smurn is approximately the size of a corn flake, but they only ever found in large quantities. They are possibly living organisms, and capable of extremely speedy reproduction. An efficient way of treating a smurn infestation is yet to be determined.
Some fool has filled my kitchen with smurns, it's not funny.
Smurn by BenWalden33312 July 13, 2007
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Smurn Bleezy 

To smoke a fat blunt
yo dude you lookin to smurn bleezy?
Smurn Bleezy by bloodkilla48 February 11, 2010

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance
Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants
Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash
Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn
smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

smugnorant 

when hubris and ignorance combine to create blindness
Bari Weisses is smugnorant when it comes to facts.
smugnorant by dequsee February 4, 2019
The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.
"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel
Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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