A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

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smorgasbroad

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.

Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.

smorgasbroad by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006

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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.

Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work

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Slormp

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

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smorgasbad

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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