(n) an unpleasant substance
by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004
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Get the smorm mug.A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
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You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
Get the smorgasbroad mug.A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
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Get the New Albany Smore mug.When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).
Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.
Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
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