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The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 07, 2010
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When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite
Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today
by Shaun 'intel' Miner July 24, 2009
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The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 07, 2010
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A way of describing a smarmy individual, someone who loves their own opinion and runs their mouth off frequently.
Can't decide if you like or hate them though
Dan: Yeh I'm not keen on that Pete
Matt: Yeh he's proper smarmite like.
by Word Kreme January 05, 2018
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