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When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.
Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!
by Verycarefully June 13, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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huge slurp, like huuuuge slurp
5sos let me eat those asses like a fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra maple syrup id tear that shit up i’d say some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel me? your knees could be the apple pie on the side id munch munch that shit and wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
by jalapeΓ±os January 09, 2020
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A Slormp is normally a girl or women who is a combination of a Tramp, Slut, and whore. In other words, if she is as slutty as it gets, you call her a slormp.
"Yeah Jamie was at the party, and she had sex with 3 different guys."

"Oh my god what a Slormp."
by Zach4043 June 15, 2007
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