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smoothingly by SevenPayback May 5, 2023
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smoothing the cat
1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011
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smoothing one out
smoothing one out by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008
smoothing it
The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.
ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
smoothing it by blacklung4 June 10, 2011
shark smoothing
When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
smoothing
When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.
Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
smoothing by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011
Smoothing the butter
The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.
Smoothing the butter by Tcassius October 1, 2010
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