Maximus78675's definitions

Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

Pulling a Golden State Warriors

When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.

"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"

by Maximus78675 November 13, 2016

Low, Slow, and Easy

When landing on a hard surface that is not a runway

"Remember the old saying, "Low, Slow, and easy?"

by Maximus78675 December 2, 2018

Flippin' the Bird

To pull the middle finger upward, as a sign of disrespect.

Dude 1: F You! *Starts Flippin' the Bird*
Dude 2: F you too! *flips the bird*

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021