Definitions by Maximus78675

shark smoothing 

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Low, Slow, and Easy 

When landing on a hard surface that is not a runway

"Remember the old saying, "Low, Slow, and easy?"

Low, Slow, and Easy by Maximus78675 December 2, 2018

Pulling a Golden State Warriors 

When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.

"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"

Pulling a Golden State Warriors by Maximus78675 November 13, 2016

Back door parole 

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

Back door parole by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

Flippin' the Bird 

To pull the middle finger upward, as a sign of disrespect.

Dude 1: F You! *Starts Flippin' the Bird*
Dude 2: F you too! *flips the bird*

Flippin' the Bird by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015