by Maximus78675 November 14, 2016
by Maximus78675 December 03, 2018
by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015
Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!
by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015
When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 08, 2021