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Choo Choo real smoothin 

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here

Smooching Out 

The process of kissing over a long period of time in a comfortable place with someone special. It is different than making out because lips don't lock at any point, they only temporarily touch for a brief moment only to touch again after another brief moment. Tongue is used only to lick each others face or to have tongue wars.
"I love to spend long days with my girlfriend Alexa smooching out in her bed"
Smooching Out by n11c04 June 22, 2009

smooching 

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.
Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.
smooching by Maxinside April 22, 2014

smoothing the cat 

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

scootching 

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
scootching by mary ann August 17, 2003

smoothginer 

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.
I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.
smoothginer by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008