smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

smoothginer by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

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Smoothier

A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.

Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.

Smoothier by JonnyOptimus October 3, 2016

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Smoothier

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.

Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.

Smoothier by Blitzman J October 1, 2010

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smoothener

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.

smoothener by CamMartians January 19, 2016